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 “Nate, what if he appears?  - This will not happen.  - How can you be so sure? It was just rhetorical, he will be there. You can’t keep him away forever. - I can, and I will, Brad. - You got no one to impress or reassure in here, Nathaniel. - He will be locked. - Nate, what about just sending him free once and for all?” Their eyes finally met. Only fear and failure looked back at Brad.

 Nate, what if he appears?
 - This will not happen.
- How can you be so sure? It was just rhetorical, he
will be there. You can’t keep him away forever.
- I can, and I will, Brad.
- You got no one to impress or reassure in here, Nathaniel.
- He will be locked.
- Nate, what about just sending him free once and for all?
Their eyes finally met. Only fear and failure looked back at Brad.

(Source: teamhumvee)

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teamhumvee:

“Okay, what the hell is that?”, Ray asked Walt, eyeing the small wooden something in his hand”. “It’s my totem”. “Yeah, I know that, duh. I mean what is it.” “It’s uh…it’s Pocahontas”, Walt replied quietly. Ray stared in disbelief as Walt slid his totem back into his pocket. “Walt, dude. Explain to me why you decided your totem had to be in the shape of an Indian princess”, Ray asked between fits of laughter. “Enlighten me professor Hasser”. Walt shrugged, “Poke wouldn’t stop talking about it, you know? I told him he was too old to be getting upset over Disney cartoons but he wouldn’t listen. Kept talking about how insulting it was when, to be honest Ray, I think he was more upset over the singing racoon. I was already having trouble with deciding what my totem would be anyway…I dunno, maybe I should have made it raccoon shaped instead?”. Ray shook his head and laughed while sliding an arm round Walt’s shoulder, “Oh Walt, you are so my new favourite person ever.”

teamhumvee:

“Okay, what the hell is that?”, Ray asked Walt, eyeing the small wooden something in his hand”. “It’s my totem”. “Yeah, I know that, duh. I mean what is it.” “It’s uh…it’s Pocahontas”, Walt replied quietly. Ray stared in disbelief as Walt slid his totem back into his pocket. “Walt, dude. Explain to me why you decided your totem had to be in the shape of an Indian princess”, Ray asked between fits of laughter. “Enlighten me professor Hasser”. Walt shrugged, “Poke wouldn’t stop talking about it, you know? I told him he was too old to be getting upset over Disney cartoons but he wouldn’t listen. Kept talking about how insulting it was when, to be honest Ray, I think he was more upset over the singing racoon. I was already having trouble with deciding what my totem would be anyway…I dunno, maybe I should have made it raccoon shaped instead?”. Ray shook his head and laughed while sliding an arm round Walt’s shoulder, “Oh Walt, you are so my new favourite person ever.”

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Brad has an unusual job. He is an exorcist. He fights demons and keeps balance between Heaven and Hell. Sometimes he’s helped by Ray, a taxi driver who wants to become an exorcist too and who drinks so much caffeine Brad wants to murder him half the time.
The thing is Brad hates this job. He does it because someone has to. But then he meets Nate. Nate’s a police officer who has a secret: he is a psychic. He can see dead people and hybrids’ true faces. For some reason, Hell is going after Nate and Brad feels he has to protect him (among other things, but Brad will never tell you that).
When things couldn’t get worse with Griego’s hybrid gang going after them, Ray picks up Walt, an angel who can vaporize a demon in five seconds flat, but who doesn’t remember who he is or why he’s on Earth.
Brad finds himself babysitting three guys, one of whom he kinds of likes, one who has an infatuation with an angel and said angel who happens to be allergic to peanuts.
These four will fight evil, kick some ass and struggle to know what is going on. Because what they ignore is that Walt’s brother Dave and half of Hell’s demons want to bring Lucifer’s son back to life.
(Some kind of Constantine AU. But gay. And with Ripped Fuel)

Brad has an unusual job. He is an exorcist. He fights demons and keeps balance between Heaven and Hell. Sometimes he’s helped by Ray, a taxi driver who wants to become an exorcist too and who drinks so much caffeine Brad wants to murder him half the time.

The thing is Brad hates this job. He does it because someone has to. But then he meets Nate. Nate’s a police officer who has a secret: he is a psychic. He can see dead people and hybrids’ true faces. For some reason, Hell is going after Nate and Brad feels he has to protect him (among other things, but Brad will never tell you that).

When things couldn’t get worse with Griego’s hybrid gang going after them, Ray picks up Walt, an angel who can vaporize a demon in five seconds flat, but who doesn’t remember who he is or why he’s on Earth.

Brad finds himself babysitting three guys, one of whom he kinds of likes, one who has an infatuation with an angel and said angel who happens to be allergic to peanuts.

These four will fight evil, kick some ass and struggle to know what is going on. Because what they ignore is that Walt’s brother Dave and half of Hell’s demons want to bring Lucifer’s son back to life.

(Some kind of Constantine AU. But gay. And with Ripped Fuel)

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More from the sprawl!verse with the first tiny bit of it here. Walt’s an artist/curator and Ray works at a bakery. they fall in love and everything is beautiful and nothing actually hurts These are little things I’ve been doing to pass the time until November when I’m supposed to sit down and write the damn thing. 

More from the sprawl!verse with the first tiny bit of it here. Walt’s an artist/curator and Ray works at a bakery. they fall in love and everything is beautiful and nothing actually hurts These are little things I’ve been doing to pass the time until November when I’m supposed to sit down and write the damn thing. 

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